fucked up eyes, stupid grin
clickholeofficial:

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson revealed that if anyone else is down, he could probably eat.
theonion:

T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift
Hey Patrick, on BtAM you talked about how Dota 2 is the right way to do f2p. I get what you were saying, but I disagree. It's cool that Dota 2 gives you the base game for free, but their business model is based on preying on consumerism and using value theory against the users. They built a system in which the players are driven to spend money, or they are perceived to be lower-class. It would take a lot to explain, and unfortunately there aren't enough characters allowed here. Have a good day!

natellite:

dropkickpikachu:

patrickklepek:

I would certainly be interested to hear more about this theory.

lmao no one gives a shit what cosmetics you have in dota 2

yeah, this holds up until you actually, like… play dota 2 with other people. (not recommended, by the way)

this has literally never happened, yeah

theonion:

Editorial Cartoon | ‘Casualties Of Bore’

you GAZA be kidding me

theonion:

Editorial Cartoon | ‘Casualties Of Bore

you GAZA be kidding me

my scar super hurts today ow

diredude:

Darkterror, the pretty boy. One look into his non-existent eyes and time will surely stop around you.He charms so much ladies yet he doesn’t date a single one. If asked why? :”Don’t got time for that.”

diredude:

Darkterror, the pretty boy.
One look into his non-existent eyes and time will surely stop around you.
He charms so much ladies yet he doesn’t date a single one. If asked why? :

Don’t got time for that.”

acrossgust:

thebrownhatter:

Artist: Akihiko Yoshida

yo we need to talk about how much i love akihiko’s black mages

MEET THE NEW AND IMPROVED BIG YOLO

THE BIGGEST YOLO IN THE LAND

MEET THE NEW AND IMPROVED BIG YOLO

THE BIGGEST YOLO IN THE LAND

skookumthesamoyed:

Jason carrying Skookum the Samoyed over things he’s too scared to walk on, Part II  (Part I) Now including floating stairs, skinny bridges, and getting on and off the boat. 

Plus a bonus picture of old Skook getting carried off of the boat by my brother. Poor, sweet babies!