fucked up eyes, stupid grin
IM IN SEATTLE

shit I think I left my laptop power adapter at my moms house (I’m at the airport)

oh well maybe I’ll grab one when I get home to use till she can mail it to me

I don’t know why people teach kids about "pimples" and "hormones" and "armpit hair," and refrain from telling them that if they don’t achieve their billion-dollar dreams at the age of twenty-one, there will still be much more to life. And that when you fail at your first job, it isn’t going to be the end of the world. And eventually you will realize that each person’s world is different and your only job is to figure out what your best world can be.
Hannah Hart (otherwise known as Genius)

mirebawakaru:

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BEER IS HERE

BEER IS HERE

TIME TO BOWL

TIME TO BOWL

theonion:

Woman Nervous Mom Starting To Use Her As Confidant
What if Minecraft was included for free with each copy of windows, like that skiing game?

jeffgerstmann:

minefree.exe

hoot hoot
Anonymous

Ty for reminding me about the justified quote I used on my sidebar bc it’s DOPE